What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Quia perspiciatis sed qui quidem voluptas excepturi possimus.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do Democrats keep calling Patriots/President Trump supporters "sore losers"? Do they purposefully ignore the massive fraud that took place, or genuinely think that there was zero fraud?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

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So they tried

Loons and Moons

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Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

No way

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to